Every week I find myself pathetically staring at a blank Microsoft word document that in turn mockingly glares back at me. As I stare, I rack my brain for this week’s blog idea. Of course I need to try to be witty or funny or sincerely intelligent to honor the “AP English 12” part of my blog title. However, every week I struggle to come up with appropriate, engaging blog topics. Yes, my life is that boring. This week, however, I decided I would try to Google words in order to come up with a blog topic. Instead, I found a slew of humorous phrases that come up when googling certain words. Here are a few of the humorous ones topics that came up:
If you google : You might get:
How Come My dog don’t bark
My feet are always cold
My turtle won’t eat
How to hop A train
A fence
Why is The ocean salty
Kelly Ripa on crutches
Why is it that A cat accidently falls from the top
The general public considers bribery to be immoral
Men are responsible for the gender of their children
Why do Dogs eat poop
I’m scared of Driving
When do Babies roll over
My dog is Always licking me
My cat is Sneezing
My hamster Is fat
One time I Nibbled on a piece of cheese
Saw Cady Heron
If my mom Were a platypus
White people Rapping poorly
What would happen if A lake froze from the bottom to the top
When I smile My eyes squint
When I sing I sound like a kid
Certainly all of these questions are constantly on the mind of the American public, however, they did not provide me with a witty, funny, or intelligent blog. Better luck next week I suppose.
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